(via spaghettihos)
- Me: Hi I'd like a cappuccino please.
- Starbucks Barista: Sure thing. Can I take your name please?
- Me: I am Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen
- Me: Mother of Dragons, the Unburnt, the Silver Queen, Mysha, the Child of Three, the Dragon Queen, Bride of Fire, Slayer of Lies, Daughter of Death, Mother, the Silver Lady
- Me: Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
- Me: Princess of Dragonstone, Khaleesi of the Dothraki and of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Shackles, Queen of Meeren
- Barista:
- Me:
- Barista:
- Me:
- Barista: So can I just-?
- Me: Daeny.
Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
right in the childhood
arnold mad…
did he just say “spitted” whole water out?
imagine michael cera making u a breakfast in bed wearing nothing but assless chaps
(via roughrimjob)
my goal in life is for amanda bynes to call me ugly on twitter
ok i need u to do two things and both of them are shut the fuck up
my life is over
better then the original tbh
oscar worthy tbh
i’m dead inside
(Source: good-little-homestuck)
